Guy Got Down N’ Dirty With Pink Tesla: In a bizarre incident caught on security camera, a man in South Korea was filmed intimately interacting with a woman’s pink Tesla for three hours at a Hyundai store. The unidentified individual was seen kissing, touching, and inappropriately engaging with the vehicle before fleeing when the owner’s wife approached. Sharing the odd footage online, the husband expressed confusion over the man’s behavior, wondering, “Maybe it’d be best to remove the pink wrapping…I wonder if it was triggering to mechanophiliacs, like sexy lingerie or something.” With this in direct defiance of public indecency laws, the pervy perp motives remain a mystery as he escaped before he could be questioned.