A Chinese burglar found out the hard way not to use his head in a heist — he was knocked out by a brick meant to break a glass door.
The clumsy crook, who’s still at large, tried to bust the door himself, but failed, so his accomplice tried to pitch in by pitching a missile at the door — only to have it bounce off and disable his partner in crime. The brick-tosser dragged him a few feet away from the crime scene to administer first aid until he was able to stand on his own.
Local police called them “the dumbest crooks ever,” and one online commenter snarked “want to rob this place? Knock yourself out!”