Alan Jackson has been presented the Kris Kristofferson Lifetime Achievement Award, about half of us have at least one unused gift card, Halloween spending is down from last year, Jennifer Aniston’s home was “swatted,” online Brad Pitt impersonators have been arrested, a prequel for Legally Blonde is coming to Amazon, the ACM Honors were last night, we talk to Gary Adams about the Halloween offerings at Escape Wapak, we play “Overacting Theatre,” and Victoria explains the hotness of lumberjacks.