How many doorbell licks does it take to get to the center of a jail cell? Just one, according to police in Salinas, California, and that’s where this creep is going as soon as cops find him.
Police are looking for 33-year-old Roberto Arroyo, who was caught on a home’s surveillance camera licking the doorbell. He also allegedly relieved himself on the front lawn and stole extension cords from the Christmas decorations. Police want to charge him with prowling and theft. (The Smoking Gun)