Some people move because their kids are grown, and some move because they’ve gotten a new job. But an Arizona man has a unique reason for putting his home on the market — concern that aliens are planning to abduct his wife if he doesn’t get outta town.
John Edmonds, owner of the Stardust Ranch in Rainbow Valley, says he needs to sell the property because he fears that the inter-galactic travelers will return for a second round after he fought them off back in the spring. In his online ad for the ranch, Edmonds shows a number of selling points, including barns, rolling hills and a large pool of blood from one of the dozen or so aliens he claims to have killed there this year.
He says he had no choice but to go all out against the E.T.s because “they actually levitated [his wife] out of the bed in the master chamber and carried her into the parking lot and tried to draw her up into the craft.”
If you’re still interested in the joint after all that, the asking price is $5 million. (News 12)