When you’ve got a family full of busy-bodies, Thanksgiving can be one pain-in-the-ass-holiday…especially if you’re single. While everyone is passing around food and watching football, there comes the eventual shots from all over the room asking where your date is and why you’re not with anyone. Now, with many Thanksgivings going virtual, there’s a handy way to shut everyone up AND give them something to talk about later.
After picking out Miss Right Now, you’ll get some pre-game time together to plan out your backstory, get to know each other a bit, and put together a convincing act. Then, it’s showtime, where you give her access to your family’s celebration/interrogation. You can also work out some time after the event to do a wrap up, and maybe even get a little one-on-one X-rated action in if things go into an erection direction. If this is a service you might be interested in, they go live with it starting tomorrow.
Source: Ask Men