Police in Portland, Oregon arrested a man who tried to stab someone with a scissor because his wife Taylor Swift told him to do it.
43-year-old Brent Thicksten, who really doesn’t look like Taylor’s type, was taunting people on the street and then started chasing after a random man. He eventually swung the scissor at him and caused a laceration on the guy’s back. Police arrived and arrested Thicksten, who told officers, “My wife told me to kill him.” He then revealed that his wife is Taylor Swift and when asked where she was, he answered, “We are one.”
Thicksten was hit with numerous charges and his bail has been set at $277,000.